20 Things i have learnt from watching The Karate Kid.

I was bored today so i decided to watch the first Karate Kid. Karate kid is one of my all time favourite movies and while watching it i found 25 things that i previously didn't know or that seem to be translatable to common day life itself.

#20. It's Mi-yar-gi, not Mi-ar-gee
#19 - Never say you have had a bike accident cause when it does happen, it makes it hard to believe. Daniel son is bullied by boys and on the first occasion he gets hit he says he had a bike accident, but when it does happen his mother doesn't believe him, a twist on 'The boy who cried Wolf' story.
#18 - If I'm correct the move to New Jersey to California would be enjoyable, but the Karate kid has informed me that its possibly the worst thing possible. Look at all the turmoil and hard work Daniel Son had to go through to get some respect over on the West Coast. Either that, or the West really don't like the East.
#17. If there is no choice in the matter of moving, befriend and old Japanese man who lives in a basement. This move proved the best move for Daniel and it payed dividends.
#16. Remember that all methods of recovery that if the antidote smells or tastes bad, it heals good.
#15. Japanese men are born ready for Karate
#14. People from the Miyagi family know two things - fishing and karate.
#13. There is no such thing as a bad student, rather a bad teacher.
#12.When waxing cars, always wax with your right hand, and wax off with your left hand, in circles.
#11. The best way to alleviate any problems is to enter yourself in a karate tournament....or face up to the problem
#10. No matter the day and age, Mums and Dad's were embarrassing
#9. When playing gold it was the Females job to play from 'behind' the male.
#8. You will never be a true Karate master without the headband.
#7. The best way to challenge yourself is too catch fly's with chopsticks
#6. Beginners luck also applies to catching fly's with chopsticks.
#5. Not all old men that give you gift after gift are pedophiles.
#4. Even if your not a jerk, admitting so gets you back in with the ladies.
#3. If you don't have a belt, just give yourself the highest belt possible.
#2. If someone cheap shots you, they may be doing it out of their own fear.
#1. Waxing Sanding and painting is the best way to be a karate Prodigy